“Would You Rather: Secrets, Chicken & Crazy Choices”

The crew is back and wild as ever! This week, El, Parrish, and Jimmy go deep with unpredictable Would You Rather questions—touching on money, memories, fried chicken, teleporting during sex, and even walking in on your parents (yikes!). Plus, talk on movie picks, “Handmaid’s Tale,” “The Accountant 2,” Predator anime, and a hilarious Tiffany J shoutout. You don’t wanna miss this one.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00: 0:30

What up? What up? What up? What's up? What it do? Welcome back. You heard that? Yeah. I know. I got a new voice on the show. Oh, shit. Voice ain't new. It is new. It ain't new at all. Yo. Returning star. I mean, you know. He's back. It sounds different now with all three of us. Go ahead, Jimmy. It sounds like how it should be, man, you know. Well, tell them who you are. The man got us... Y'all just slaving out here, man. Well, tell them who you are. This is Al. I'm with the podcast. Who are you? This is Jimmy on the check-in I'm able to say I'm here. There's really no complaints. Okay. When you can say that, why complain? Agree. Trust me. Agree. But, you know, other than just being busy with work. Dang. So we got Jimmy in the building. You know what else we need? What? We need one more thing. What's that? You know, we need to get Tiffany J back over here. Why y'all laugh so hard? I'm serious. Ain't nobody laugh. Well, Jimmy did. I did. Jimmy hit it with that. She ain't coming back. She is not coming back. No. I think if she come back, she gonna fight you. From me You I'm a different me though It don't matter If you the same you No I'm a different me To her you the same you She gonna fight you Nah she seen me in the street That's in the street She go to jail in the street She ain't go to jail in here She hugged me when she saw me Yeah I'm sure she want to stab you too Nah we cool Yeah we gonna get it back You had your hair done that day Yes, I did. I was at work, too. That's why. Why? You was in a public building. Right. That ain't why. She ain't crazy. No, she is. Well. She is one of the witnesses. Right. So that's what we need. We need maybe a guest appearance. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That'll run it back. Definitely. Let us fill her out. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Tiffany, you know, we love Tiffany. Yeah, shout out to Tiffany J. She'll always be part of the Digital Studios podcast. Aw, man, I'm about to drop a tear. You made me sick. Why you say that? I'm going to move along. I'm going to move. But we do need to reach out to her. You know what to do? Yeah, I think I'm going to do it. I tried to do it earlier today. I didn't tell y'all, but... Try to send her a message, but yeah. She got you blocked. No. She got one of those special Facebook. You got to be a friend to send a message. Oh, yeah, yeah. She deleted you. Basically. Because you was a friend. She deleted me that same week. She's like, dude. She was like, oh, no. Yeah, she deleted me that week. It's a new day. I'm a new me. What's up, y'all? What y'all been watching, man? Paris, what you been watching? I watched the old throwback movie. I know that. Yeah. Which one was it? The Nutty Professor. Which one? The first one. Is that the one with Reggie? Yep. Dave Chappelle. Yeah, that was the funniest one. And Jada Pinkett, Miss Purdy. What was your favorite part of the whole movie? Okay. When they was at the comedy club. Yeah, that was epic. Yeah, I like that movie. You probably make me watch that. You ain't seen that? No, no. Well, you know, come on now. I mean, some people. Well, that's true. But yeah, I would have to rewatch it. Yeah. And then watch number two right behind it. Right. So you can keep laughing. Uh-huh. I like Buddy Love. Yeah, the alter ego. Yeah, that was like the, that was like really, I think it was him, like. That made the movie. The style, yeah. Yeah. Someone just asked Eddie Murphy about that, how he was able to play all those characters. All the roles, all the characters? Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, he put, yeah. Yeah, he was saying something about he was talking to like a, Whatever object he would just put something right there, he'll be talking to that object. Yeah. That was a good movie. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was talented. I wonder if that was a blockbuster when it came out. I don't remember. I know it was a good movie. It was in 96, I believe. Yeah. I wonder if it was like a blockbuster. I think it did good. Yeah. Because everybody was looking for that. Oh, wow. I think, yeah. What else you watch, Paris? Anything else? I'm still watching The Handmaid's Tale. Oh, boy. The Handmaid's Tale. Yes. You never heard of that? Uh-uh. The Handmaid's Tales. Oh, wow. Yeah. Tell them what it's about. Is it a Netflix series? It's Hulu. A Hulu? Yeah. Tell them what it's about. Yeah, he's actually, he's like, oh. Basically, it's about the world is ran by men, and they want to increase wealth. Their population. So what they're doing, yeah, what they're doing is taking women and making them be that, like concubines, but they call them handmaids. And they're selecting who they want. And then the wives, most of them can't have kids. So the handmaids are having their, they're called commanders. The commander's baby wants them. That woman have a baby for a commander. Once she heals, she's able to move on and they send her to another commander. It's like a breeding farm. Yeah, a breeding farm. It's crazy. Like they can't read. They'll lose a finger for reading. Some of them had their eyes taken out, their tongue cut out, their mouth stitched up. It's crazy. Is it like sci-fi or gory? No, it's... Is it graphic? Some stuff They do They'll call you a gender traitor So what would you rate it like PG-13 Or like R Some of the stuff is R Cause it actually show you But you don't see their Actual parts of them But you see what they're actually doing So yeah I get it Okay Alright I'm gonna have to look that up Yeah, that's a crazy one. Like what the world trying to turn to now, taking away all women's rights. Dang, about to happen. Yeah, it'll never happen here in America because it's too many of us. But the sad thing about it was it wasn't us that was doing it. So that's on Hulu, right? Mm-hmm. Oh, and that came out this year. I thought that was old. It is. The series started in 17. Oh, really? Dang. It's six seasons of it, though. I'm surprised I never heard about that one. Okay, so it started in 17, but it's still going on now. Yeah, the last season is six. Okay, so the last episode of season six was May 27, 2025. Oh, so it's been going on. It's good, too. I mean... My husband sit and watch it with me. Really? Yeah. He ain't got no choice. I know you be forcing him. No. He be waiting on me. I be like, you finish watching Handmaid's Tale. No, babe, I'm waiting on you. I'm going to wait on you. Mm-mm. I mean, it's. But that's good. Yeah, yeah. Y'all find something. It's always good when you find something y'all can both watch. I mean, I watch his animes. Yeah. He watch anime?

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Mm. For real?

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Mm-hmm. So he had this... Tell me, if he hasn't, the new Predator, did he see that? No. Oh, my God. We ain't watched that yet. Because I like him, too. I like all the... It's in the animated version. It's animated. Oh.

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Yeah, the animated one.

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It's animated. I think it's on there, too. Look that one up. Because he gonna... He gonna like that. He gonna love that, for sure. Oh, Lord. Because it's like... Taking the Predator and making an anime. Like, come on now. Yeah, I like the Predator and the Alien. Yeah, both fixes. Yeah. You didn't see that one? No, not yet. Oh, man. That's what you watched? That was a good watch, yeah. Oh, wow. That's actually the most recent one that I actually watched. That was really good. And I doubted, you know, I thought it wasn't going to be good. Because it was anime? It was anime. I was like, come on. They about to mess up the Predator. Yeah, I would think that too. When I watched it, I was like, man, they... Yeah I'ma look that one up I ain't gonna tell him I'ma just turn it on Tell him about it Oh yeah No I'ma just turn it on Yeah I'ma just say You ready to watch something else What I'ma just turn it on Man if he ain't So If you're a Predator fan You're probably Out For me The first two I say two to five minutes I was ready to be like I can't do it I was ready to turn it Cause you used to the real Yeah Cause I'm I'm wanting to see the real Predator So I was like You know what I just put the remote down. I was like, let me just give it a chance. Man, after like five, seven minutes, I was like, ooh, okay. It was lit from that point on to the end. Glad we ain't live so he could hear. What? I'm telling you, he going to be excited. Yeah, I'm going to look. What else did I see? I seen Sinners recently. You seen it? Yeah, I watched that one. That was a real good one. Yeah. Hilda and Badger at me. For my input on what it meant Really? Go ahead and tell them something from it I mean what you want me to tell them? So what's your take on it? Like what What did you What did you get from it? Did you like it first of all? Yeah I liked it and I understood it Okay Yeah, I forgot who I'm talking to. Uh-uh, don't do mother love like that. I gotta check myself with that one. So why don't you just give us like one thing from it that you got, like one symbolic thing that happened on it. Besides the crosses of the churches and the church and all that stuff. We know about that. I told you. I know the evil, the entering and what else. Yeah, evil can't come in unless you invite it in. So basically, on certain parts, you notice when they were outside, they would not set foot. They kept asking, could they come in? If you don't let them in, they can't. Yeah, but give us the other stuff. That's the stuff that was given up in the movie. Give us the stuff that they didn't tell us, but they really meant by. Give me one. You're not going to get in trouble. They're not going to come down and say, hey. I wish they would. This is a fight they do not want.

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Yeah.

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give us one where you saw it was like oh man they really talking about that or you know I wouldn't say really talking about it so the split personalities with the twins we both all people got two different personalities within them you have your good side and of course you have your bad side which one is going to overpower The thing is, you got to keep them level. You got to keep them the same. If not, what happened in that movie is going to happen if you let the bad one take over, which is what happened with the twins. So which one, which one end up living? The good one? No, the bad one died. No, I mean... No, the good one died. They both was on a good and bad, though, I think. Yeah, they both were on a good and bad, but one was worse than the other based on the stuff that they did. Yeah. You know? So the one that actually got bit by the lady, if you ask me, he was worse than the other. So that's why he was made to actually suffer more and stay here eternally. He wasn't able to leave from here. Leaving from here is an actual gift. Staying is not. Yeah, see? That's what I'm talking about. You done gave us a tip. But people don't, you know. Each day we're going to have you, each episode we're going to have you bring something to light. Uh-uh. All right, well, what did I watch? I didn't watch too much. I saw The Accountant 2. Which was pretty good. Oh yeah, I had liked the first one. I see. Was the first one, was the brother in the first one also? I didn't see the second one, so I don't know. Okay, so he had a brother in the second one. It was the guy that played the Punisher. And he's like the same role as the Punisher. Like he's, you know, same acting style and stuff like that. So that was pretty good. I watched a movie called The Amateur. I wish I could, Remy... I'm not even going to mess this guy's name up. I'm not even going to try it. You do it all the time. I know, all the time. I'm not going to mess this guy's name up. But he was the villain on one of the 007s. Don't ask me about them. No? Okay. That was pretty good, the amateur. And Baron Cave. Baron... Baron Cove, I'm sorry. Baron Cove was another movie I watched where... You see that? Uh-uh. It was... That movie was crazy. It was... It was real... It was like a politician had a son, and the son was kind of crazy. He... He... He was crazy. He was like a bad kid, but he was adopted. Well... I don't want to give too much up, but the two main characters' kids is out, and the crazy one kills the other kid. I can't tell you. I'm not going to tell you how, but the whole movie was him trying to find out why and stuff like that. That was pretty good. So that is my movie to pick of the week. Was the accounting all right? Yeah, the accounting, too. It was accounting, too? Yeah, it was pretty good. You think it was better? The first one? I didn't see the first one either. Why would you watch number two without watching number one? Because number two kept on popping up on my screen. So I said, you know what? Well, you should have Googled the first one first to understand what was going on. No, it was cool. It seemed like it was obvious, though. Yeah, it was the same thing. No? They're coming with Extraction 2, though, right? Like Extraction 3 now? Extraction. Was it kind of like that? Did I see that? I never saw that one. Yeah, because they keep coming out with extractions. Because old buddy had Asperger's, so it made him. Asperger's? Asperger's disease. Oh, I don't know about that. Which one? On the first accountant. Oh, okay. Who had that? The accountant. Ben Affleck? Yeah. That's why you had to watch the first one. Because it showed his childhood. He had Asperger's disease, and that's how his memory was, how it was. Yeah, I did see the first one, though. Because on the first one, like, he was in school growing up, and he knocked down everybody. Like, he went through a fit. I forgot what happened. Something triggered him and knocked down everybody's stuff. I mean... The whole classroom, he knocked down everybody's stuff. And when it stopped, I think the fire alarm or alarm or something went off and triggered him and he went into hiding. But once it stopped, he was able to go and pick up everybody's stuff and put it back exactly how it was before it got knocked down. Oh, okay. Yeah, he had the same, you know, he had the same abilities also. Almost like a Rain Man syndrome. Yeah. No doubt. But it made him smart. Very smart. Yeah. That was pretty good and I watched part two so I guess I have to go and watch part one you need to yeah it was good it was yeah all right I'll check it out all right before we get into this week's topic we didn't really talk about this week's topic Paris give them this week's topic this week topic is would you rather yeah so we gonna have a whole bunch of would you rather would you rather questions no doubt and we're just gonna see how how bad some of us are yeah no I ain't going that route the things we would have to do Would have done. Would have do. The things we would do. I know you had a lot of red marks on your paper. Would have do. X. Minus 10. Y'all know why I talk like that now? Why? Because we ain't recording so long, so I ain't got to be proud of you. I ain't got to be proud of you. I know, right? That is scholarly truth now. No, no. I'm telling you, we was on a roll. I ain't the only one been missing. No. If it's in you to speak grammatically correct, you're going to do it all the time. You is not going to do no what you do. Nah, people can mess up now and then and still be great at it. That was a mistake. I don't say that in person. And you work around keys. Now, if you was an English major, then I got to understand that. I'm not a curse. Get your ass down here. And you know what? They respond so well when you talk to them like that. Yeah, I'm not going to get into the kids this episode because I've seen two of them out and about recently and I told one of them, now I should mess with you on your job. But yeah, let's go. Before we get into this week's topic, today's sponsors are... Foodie faves, food truck. In the building. You can get your favorite loaded fries. Chopped cheese. Chopped cheese. Phillies. Phillies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, this next one. I hate messing up words. Words. Especially with the dictionary sitting across from me right now. So y'all keep on talking. Just call me Grammarly. Yeah, right. But you was an English major or something? No. Was that your favorite subject? No. My favorite subject actually was reading. Really? Well, then that's why then. I get it. reading and second it was math you one of the ones if you would have read that you would have been like probably right you probably would have turned the page like I'm not reading this book on top of it please use the correct grammar if you don't know google it you're like the second person I bet that's like that I'm not gonna call the other person out but they like that too they can't even read a text message if it's not It don't bother me, though. Like, reading stuff in here, and I just had to get him. Because he'd have got me. But, yeah, I'm not. Well, the next sponsor of this week's episode is Takiaki's Japanese restaurant. It's opening up in Florence next month. Located where? I'm going to tell you. I like to eat. I'm going to tell you. 2049 West Evans Street. street in Florence. They're going to have what's that noodles and what do they call it? Oh, pho. I thought you was going to say something else. Pho? You know what pho is, right? Yes, I do. Yeah, they got pho there and a whole bunch of other good stuff. So is it going to be cook in front of you, Japanese? Or is it going to be more like Sakura's and my favorite spot, Konnichiwa. Kenichiwa? Yeah. I think it's like a Kenichiwa. Yep. And it's not too far from Kenichiwa. Competition. Next door to Angry Chicken, which is another sponsor of the show. That's right down the street, literally. Yes. Man, it's next door. Wow. Yep. And did you have the other place? Polk Town? No, I never had that. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm going to give them another try. I just did a little video work for them, and man. Was it good? Yes. It was good. Yes. It's a nice display, too. It's a nice big bowl. It's like a clear bowl. They fill it up with rice. And I got chicken, shrimp, crab meat, dried coconut, some yum yum sauce, and all sorts of stuff on it. But it's good. It's a big bowl. You lost me with the coconut. No, you don't even taste it. You don't taste it. You don't like coconut?

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No.

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I don't know. Yeah, I'm going to swallow hard. Not all that. I wouldn't have tried it. I would have had to. No, it's not enough to taste. Now he's wondering why his stomach hurts. It's not even enough to taste. It don't matter. I mean. But those are the sponsors for today. And let's get into it. Miss Stomach Feel Good. Miss Parrish. Give me one of your would you rathers. Matter of fact, let's. Let's explain to them how this game is going to be. How are we going to do this? I guess you can read one and I'll read one. Jimmy, you got something with you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. So we'll read and then we'll go around the room and say, will we rather do that or do this or whatever? So you're sending me first, huh? Oh, yeah, since you're so... Stupid. Y'all make me so sick. You're so verbal today. I'm going to swallow hard again so I don't say nothing wrong to you. There ain't no pause button for that. Go ahead. My would you rather is, would you rather lose all of the money you've earned this year or lose all of the memories you've gained? Oh, all the money. Well... I already did the first part. Damn. So you'd rather lose all your money for the year? No, all the money that you've earned this year. Yeah, that you've earned this year. Are... All your memories? All your memories. Oh, yeah. Let's do it. I'll get rid of that money. All your memories? Like, all of your memories? All your memories. Childhood memories? No, I can't do none of that. It's a good question, though. But, yeah. I'll stick with the money. You can have that. Yeah. I'd rather have my memories. You too? some things i want to be a figment of a figment of my memory but you know so you give up the memory first i give up some memories you gotta think about it no i'll give up my money i'll give up the money that i made so far this year we just in half a year i still got the other half of you to bounce back that that first that first time autumn walked Right, that's what I was about to say. You forgot your kids. I said some other memories. That wasn't the question. I know what I'm just saying. You can't remix it. How you remixing your own question? I didn't remix it. I just said some, but I told you what I give up. Because it's only half a year. I still got the other half of the year to bounce back from what I just gave up. If you do it right, you can bounce back in a month. Okay, I need to flip mine with you. I ain't say nothing about no flipping, but yeah, give it here. I'll flip your tax refund. Right. Nigga won't never see his money no more. Oh, man. All right. Jimmy, what you got? Let's see. I don't want to hit y'all just right out the gate with one of them. I know you got some political ones. Go ahead. Nah, it ain't. So, yeah. I'll keep it simple, yeah. I'll go to a political one. Go ahead. But yeah, so would y'all rather have a president or have a king? Since that's such a big debate going on. Let's go with... Now, if it's a king, is it for the whole world or is it just America? It would be the king of the United States. Same like they got England. Yeah, I'm going to go with president. Yeah, I'm going to go with president. Paris, you want a president too, don't you? Yeah, because you know when them kings, they stay till they die. Like you literally got to really do something to get rid of them. But then you got people behind them. So it's like a hierarchy. If that king died, then whoever's next in line is automatic. Like you don't get to pick who's the king. Like with England, you see all the royals are already in line. They know who's next. But will they ever make it? Probably not because they old ass to sit there until you see Queen Elizabeth for how long it took her. Yeah, that's a good answer. So you stuck. Yeah, that's a good answer. I'm going to stay president. At least we get the pig. Where'd you go with Jimmy? I think I like the point you did make, but I still feel like I would probably want a king just to, one, we know what we have. Yeah. first of all but like she said if that's the thing yeah that is yeah it's either hit or miss too though but we could have a good king and then we have a shitty one right behind it like just crazy yeah yeah but we at least know what we have you know what you have but you don't know what you're getting next yeah that's the thing yeah it's still kind of like the president yeah with the president you can impeach his tail at least you know it's like it's there. That's what I'm saying. Like it's coming from that family. There's no confusion. There's no one side is against this side. You know what I'm saying? We all, everything actually, you know, Conceptually will be one. But you know, the president, we really chose the president. Yeah, but we had the beef. Ain't no we. I'm going to say we. But that's the people. We as in people. But we still had the beef. Chose him. We had to go against each other. We had to be Democrat or Republican just to get one person to run both of us. Yeah, but guess what? That don't make sense. We chose that person. The king, he could just be... yeah a descendant you're right that's the setback but we know what we getting though you think you know what you get well no in the sense of we know what's coming from that we know we're used to that family let's say what's all them movies like what's that one with oh man All those movies where they're trying to kill their own father just so they could be names. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just thinking that. That could be a case. Yeah, that's true. All the queens getting killed because the princess is tired of being the princess. They want to go. The only thing that makes sense is the fact that it's one group. It's not a divided group. There's no Democrat or no Republican. But you got one. Yeah, you got one. Just making all the rules and running everything. That's part of it. Just like we don't agree with everything the president does. But he doesn't make all the rules. He got to go through the branches first. But there's no branches with the king. It's just the king and his concubines. It has its good and bad. Yeah, we all know kings got concubines. That's just... They do? All them wives. All right, what else? Yeah, what you got? I got, would you rather live without music or without movies for the rest of your life? Man, I got that one on my list. You do? I do, but I'm going to change it, don't worry. I'm going to have to say for me, movies, because music could get you through the day. Music is with you everywhere, especially when we got our phones. Like, when you're driving in the car, just think about it. You can't watch, you ain't gonna watch no movie. I mean. Yeah, it's more, yeah, it would be more accessible. I think music is more of a bigger entertainment than movies. What do you think, Jer? I feel what you're saying. Which one do you go with? I mean, it's hard for me because I do music, so I would get rid of music because I'd be, I listen to so much music. Yeah? Yeah. Me watching movies more... Peace of mind for me Than listening to music Cause I'm gonna be sitting there Critiquing the beat And oh did this Did they mix You know what I'm saying My life It's just more of a stress for me Okay So I would rather have movies I don't need music Alright Paris which one I know I already know which one you want I know I think I know too What You definitely gonna say You want music Yeah you want music I'm a music person It gets you through the day I like my old school Yeah it does Matter of fact I gotta give you a I gotta send you a a playlist thing. It's a good one. Oh, I think. Yeah, it's a good one. I'ma jam to it. Yeah. Okay, I'ma sing every song. Yeah, because you know probably half of them. It's all that Deviant and all that stuff that you like. Deviant? Whatever his name is. Oh, Lord. What's that guy's name? Division. No. That's his name? Deviant or... Giviant. Giviant. Yeah, Giviant. Giviant. Whatever. Whatever. You say tomato, I say tomato. You know what? D&G is not. No, we're not doing that. And Division's probably on there too then. How about DVR? What you got there? Would you rather have no smell or no taste? Oh, that's easy. Yeah, I think I'm going to go. I think I'm going to do the no smell. Yeah, because I got to taste something. What? But don't they say if you can't smell, you can't really taste? Like if you got a cold and your nose is stuffed up. This is giving us an R. It's an R. Yeah, you're not sick. It's not nothing compromising your system. Just one thing. Yeah. Definitely, I'll keep taste too. Yeah. I got to eat. I got to taste. I got to taste. Y'all can keep that. It smells. Yeah, yeah. Especially when you ain't got to spell nobody's. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the first thing I thought about. I was like, I ain't got to worry about going to the bathroom smelling. People walking by, you ain't worried about that. I ain't worried about myself, really. Right. Uh-uh. You take it too far. I got like a smell phobia. Like, I think I smell all the time. Like, I'm always, you know, I'm always thinking in my head, like, I smell something. Well, you just need to get you some all-over body deodorant. That don't work. I mean, I'm not saying that don't work for me. That don't work for my mind. My mind is going to think, okay, well, did I spray the bottom of my feet? I sprayed everything else, but is that behind my ear I smell? You know, it's a phobia. Somebody who has a red chair... Please call in or send us a message. It's a phobia. He said a red chair. Yeah, that means you need to lay down and talk to somebody. Basically, I'm trying to get you some help. Well, if that's the only thing I need to talk about, then I'm good. I know, right? You're doing good these days. You think that until you shit your ass on that chair. I ain't got no other idea. I'm the most neutral person you know. You can be neutral all day. You sit on that red chair. Uno. I don't know why I'm crying. Yeah Not wrong with that though I'll go to a red chair Yeah I've been You know yeah Cause we As people don't do that Yeah I've been Just to see I haven't done it before but I've done it twice In my adult life Yeah Okay And what came of it? Did you Were you happy? I'm still crazy Same Well let's just say My twice that I went in my adult life It kept people alive Okay. Okay. Crazy. Take that. That's not crazy. No, you are crazy. No. No. You can't tell. I'm very sane. They crazy. I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm not going to give crazy the benefit of my doings. No, no. I'm not going to let crazy take. Give that credit. Give it all the credit. No, I ain't crazy. I know exactly what I'm doing now. Oh, man. All right. Well, what you got for the next on the list? Let's see. Paris, what you got? I just did one. Let's see. Free smoke for a year or free alcohol for a year? Actually, I don't need neither one. If you had to pick, I don't need neither one no more either. But if you had to pick, if it was like... You know what? Let me see. You know where I'm going with this. I think... Free smoke, because I make more money with it. You know I had to go. I thought that too, but you can make money with alcohol? Yeah, but smoke makes, you ain't never heard of nobody selling a pound of daggone alcohol and just coming up. True. Yeah, I'm going to do the smoke. I feel like we might be all in agreeance. I'ma buy you a drink. What? You want a free drink? Yeah. You know how much wine I sit and consume? I like wine. I'll be one drunk monkey. You hear me? Okay. That makes sense. Literally. So yeah, you was thinking like how I was thinking. I was like, which one would make me more money? But alcohol would make you money it too. You know how many alcoholics out here? It could, but more money though. And you selling shots and you don't never close any bootlegging. You make more money with smoking. And you delivering the clubs. Like think about all the clubs that's around and you getting alcohol for a year and you able to take it and sell it. Think about it. You getting it for free and all the people around here that smoke it. But you still got more people that drink than smoke. But those are the biggest drug dealers are the ones that got it for the cheap. Yeah, that got it for the trip as far as the crowd. But some of everybody takes a drink, whether it's a special occasion, whether it's celebration, whether it's partying. I guess you're right. You never go out a drink. So one point that you just made is it probably wouldn't be safer, though. Why? Because they'll be after me? Hell yeah. You know they're going to be after you. You taking all that clientele? Oh, yeah. You're going to have the mafia. Now, with alcohol, you could be more out of the radar, but the cartel coming to see you about that smoke. But you know how to fix that? How? Sell it. Give it to them. But you can't trust them, though. They be done. I got to keep for y'all, too. Here, here. They be done. They be like, hold on, we want this for free. And they looking for you, then what you going to do? Right, they going to want it for free. Which one you take? I mean, I would pick Smoke just because I think you would make more money with Smoke. I personally think so. So I would take it. I mean, I just know it would come with... More risk. So you got one year to live. Make it your best life. I'm going to be on the island. Rich. And guess what? Hopefully we can sell to the right plug. They coming to get you from right off that island because guess what? They already know where you stay, your mama stay, your kids. They got pictures of everybody including the damn dog in the backyard. You mess around with them, you want them. I stick with my smoke. Here we go. Would you rather give up fried chicken forever or never eat macaroni and cheese again? That's easy. That's easy for me. Not me because I like both. Macaroni? Yeah, I'm a fat girl. Here's the thing. I'm definitely fried chicken for sure. Keeping that. Because mac and cheese, you're going to get You get tired of that. That fried chicken, you get another new bowl of fried chicken. That thing be hit every time. You get another pot of thing, pan of mac and cheese, you're going to be like, this is just mac and cheese. It don't hit. And you got the seasonings. You get one style of seasoning in the mac and cheese. You can't really do much better. Chicken, you're going to get some type of... You could get different flavors and different all types of stuff. Fried chicken cutlet. Fried chicken, yeah. Fried chicken wings. Fried, what else? Fried. Just period. Drums, the thighs, breasts. You can't beat that. Look at you. All different ways. I don't know. So I'm going to go with Jimmy. I'm sticking with fried chicken. I'm going to stick with fried chicken. I like both of them, honestly. Yeah, but think about it. Macaroni cheese is never consistent. All right, man. Dang. I'm going to be the fat girl and do the fried chicken. Yeah. I mean, dang. Fried chicken for the boys. Yeah, you have to lead on that one. Fried chicken for everybody. I want my two-piece when it's done now. Right. You ain't about to eat mac and cheese that much. Trust me. Yep. All right. Who next? Me. You got it. Parachute. Go ahead, Parachute. Would you rather fight a bear or a kangaroo? I think I'll... fight a bear yeah you're ass crazy i think i'll fight a bear you go right here because i don't know if you guys have fought anybody before if kangaroo is so with those legs you all you focus on his hands and his upper body and stuff like that but that that kick that he do It got you. Nah, I don't know. Now, the bear's not going to do no karate kicks, so you watching his hands, his mouth, and all that right there. That nigga got claws. That nigga's crazy. Yeah, I mean, that's in his hands. Do you not see the way the bears be standing? Yeah, they stand up, but guess what? The kangaroo will stand up just like that and be like this and kick you. You don't even know the kick's coming. Well, the only thing about that is... We at least have document footage of a kangaroo losing. Right. He got knocked out, right? He did get knocked out. So I don't see anything or a record showing a bear losing too. Right. Yeah. I'm going to go to the bear. What you got? I'm going with boxing that kangaroo. Right. Kangaroo? Yeah. My chances of surviving is higher. Come on now. I ain't going to say that. You must be trying to fight one of them cubs. Nah. Yeah Okay I'm telling you He talking now You saying that I'm going for the eyes Like this You ain't even tall enough To make it to the eye Right That better be none You talking now I'll jump up on him Like I'm telling you And you raw meat Trust me Your chances of surviving A bear fight Is way less than You is not A kangaroo Thank you Thank you. Thank you. You're just hyping yourself. You make me sick. What you got, Paris? I just did it. All right, well, Jimmy, go. Somebody go. You got to pay attention. All right, so for you, you could word it differently. But would you rather have 10 beautiful wives or a million dollars? Or for you, you know, beautiful husbands. Or whatever, handsome, whatever you want. Give me the money. One is enough. Okay, look at you. Just give me the money. Why? Why would you? Why? Because. Why would I want to get 10 kids? They might have money, too. Uh-uh. Oh, yeah, because you the person that they're going to get the kids. You right. I never said they didn't have money. I just said. You said 10 kids. What I'm going to do with 10 men? That means I got to sleep with all 10 of them husbands. I'm done. Just give me the money. Give me the money. I'm good with one. Just give me the money. Give me the money for y'all because she got to deal with that. What you pay? You go first because I'm still on the fence. Ain't no fence for me to get off. Just give me the money. How much money is it? A million. That's it? You better be careful. I told you, it's offensive for men. Yeah, let me... Right. Wait, it's$1 million? That ain't a lot of money. It ain't. That's not a lot of money. Or 10 wives? Yeah, let me get the money. I figured you'd be smart. Yeah, cash me out. Why though? Why? Because he didn't want to go home all his shit sitting on the porch. Nah, 10 wives, that's 10 problems. No, 10 beautiful. It don't matter what they look like. They each got baggage. They each got baggage. One of them. That might be 10 more problems. Not what I said. Yeah, let me get the money. We could date. I got a million dollars. I take it to the shrimp. There you go. All right. Well, I was on the fence, but yeah, you made a point. I would. So I would take the million only because that's it. You ain't got to say that now. Ten. That means this is going to be ten more. Ten periods per month for the rest of your life. Ten periods you got to deal with. It's all going to be in the same week. It's going to be ten. Not necessarily. It's all going to be in the same week because they all together. How you not, unless they pregnant? Not necessarily. Because I got a cousin and she's a grown woman and she ain't never got none. That's probably one in a million. And she's probably a rare. Yeah, that's rare. I never heard that. That's new. So that's why I said not necessarily. Okay, since we talking about money, is it my turn, Parrish? Yep. I got to make sure with you now. I don't know what for. Here you go. Would you rather get paid a million dollars to expose your best friend's biggest secret or stay broke and loyal? Another million dollar question. I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to If you got to decide, never mind. I ain't want you as my friend. Ah. This is tough, though. It ain't tough. How close is that friend? That friend untold on you plenty of times. Not mine. You might. You think. Oh, I know not. They told somebody. Let's be broke. I think I'd be broke. Yeah, I would do that only because I don't think it's worth it. Yeah I just said that for the show You got money but you sad and lonely And it's going to come with bad karma Basically I just said that for the show I'm taking the money Cash me out. And then as soon as you get the money in your hand, something come rat behind it and take all of it. Now you broke and friendly. Man, cuz, I was just playing. Let's go eat. Yeah, that's mine. I think I'm going to have to, for the show purposes. I'm going to take the Millie. All right. For show purposes. Now, you know, if we really friends and. We ain't recording right now. I ain't going to tell. Don't worry. I'm scared. Your secret's safe with me. No, it ain't. Your secret is sold to the highest bidder. I know a TMZ coming to play sometime in the future. Hey, send me the mail. I already know who to call who leaked the footage. What were you waiting for? Go ahead. Would you rather never sleep or never eat? I about can't sleep now. I about dare never right now. Which one are you going to go with, Jimmy? I mean, of course, either way, you messed up, but... Basically. Which one are you going with? I'll do the... No sleep. No sleep. Wait, wait, wait. I do the no eat. The reason why, because you messed up either way. At least I could sleep through it. No more fried chicken. Exactly. At least I'll be asleep. I'd rather suffer sleep than suffer awake. So now you about to be starving. I might do the no eat. I might do it. Yeah. Because you're going to be. What you got, Paris? No sleep? Mm-hmm. Because I got to eat. I got to. Trust me. You ain't going to be thinking about that food. Yes, I am. My eyes beaming. My eyes beaming. I'll be still right there chewing. Yeah, I think I'm going to have to. Yeah, I'm going to have to eat, though. All right. Who's next? Me? Uh wait I just went Two years in prison or Two years Two years on a deserted island Oh let's do the island Yeah Send me That's easy But think about it Before y'all even ask today Really think about it A deserted island could come with No food You stuck Nobody know where you at That's fine Deserted Island said And whatever animals Could be on there They ate You gonna become food No they gonna become food There you go Island round water You got something in there With fish, shrimp Something gonna get cooked Yeah what's the name of that movie? Castaway Yeah I'm Castaway all the way I don't wanna be in there Put me on the island Okay well We all agree that. Oh, you was going on an island too? Hell yeah. I'm about to send nobody to prison. Right. Now I got to fight for my life every night. Nah, I'm good. It ain't that bad at jail. I got to fight for my life every night. Nope. They going to try you. Right. I got a crazy one. Y'all know I had to come up with this one. Would you rather your parents walked in on the wildest night in bed... Or you walk into theirs and they don't stop? Oh, my God. Me. Either way. Either way is still slack. Both is a nightmare. Look, they're just going to look over at you like, yeah, uh-huh, what do you need? Oh, come on, man. Which one, Jimmy? Oh, my God. Yeah, that's a crazy one. I mean, shoot, I would have to pick the first one because at least I could get over that. What's the first one? I ain't going to get over it. I'd rather them walk in on me. Because I can't get that visual out of my goddamn head. That shit would look great. Oh, my God. That would be disgusting. So would you jump up? Like, oh, oh. It depends on the chick. Oh, KJ. I had to fit it. For show purposes only. It's on the box, and it's right. It ain't going to matter. You got to stay in it, huh? What? You ain't pulling out? I need to finish this. I'm already... Jimmy ain't gonna miss a stroke. He might take two when they come. Would you rather them catch you at the wildest moment in bed or would you rather catch them and they keep on going? Yeah, either way, it's lost. Yeah. What do you mean? It ain't no more of a loss than not being able to eat or sleep. Yeah, you're looking at your parents. Good. Give me one. Good. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Yeah, you got to pick. Unfortunately. I think I'm going to just have to say they might just have to catch me. Yeah. Because I don't want to see that. Right. Well, since we got guests. I mean, they know I ain't good anyway. Since we got guests in the room. Which one you pick? Them catching you? I'm asking the guests in the room. Which one? You want to get caught or you want them to keep on going? Right, right. You know what I'm saying? What'd you say? Right. They got to see you clapping cheeks. What'd you say? They got to see you clapping cheeks too? Okay. I ain't clapping no cheeks, but you know. Yeah. See, I guess I'm the only one, huh? What? You're the only one who'd rather see your parents. Yeah, because I could easily close the door real quick. Man, hell no. You can close the door, but you're still, that's visual. That visual is still going to be permanent, bro. You sitting at the dinner table, you done seen your daddy wrinkle ass nuts. No, no. Yeah, I changed my mind. You talking about some nuts in it, yeah. Mama Titty under her arm down there. See, can't get the vision out your head, can you? All right. Talk about closing the door real fast. It's too late. You done seen that. Y'all seen it before though. Not me. When y'all was kids, y'all accidentally came. I did. My mama was stingy. I've been fortunate. I'm going to tell her that. She already know. When we get on the show, I'm going to tell her. I'm surprised how the hell I got here. Dang. Dang pops. I think that was one of my craziest ones for the list. Yeah, that was a crazy one. It my turn again? Mm-hmm. Would you rather be invisible and no one notices or teleport randomly? Ooh, I want to teleport. Yeah. I always wanted to teleport. I don't think that's in me. I want to be invisible. Invisible? Hell yeah. You know how many motherfuckers I'll be hitting just... No, but think about it. You invisible, so... And no one noticed. When you go to steal stuff, they gonna see the stuff moving. But they ain't seeing me. But if you was able to teleport, you could just... But it's randomly You don't get to pick when you teleport You just randomly just go That's a difference That's why I said make me invisible cuz Cuz you gonna be wondering why you tripping Why somebody rubbing on you Yeah Dang. Okay. Guys or girls, right? Nigga. You know better than that. It's a new day. They won't see you. Well, it ain't no new day for me. Jimmy, which one? I'd rather teleport. Randomly? Yeah. So you mean to tell me why you clapping them cheeks and you go... But you got to finish, though. You got to. How you going to finish? You're going to have to finish yourself. But you get to go to, I could probably end up in a resort or something. Naked. In the middle of a hotel, standing there naked. He right. Doing hip motions, too. Wondering why he don't feel nothing. But no, you made a point, though, too, though. You could end up being in the vault and then, boom, snatch it up. Yeah, snatch that money. But it's random. You don't know if you're going to get snagged. So it's random? Yeah, it's random. It says teleport randomly. So you don't know when you're going. So you can go in that vault. Snatched that money, but that don't mean you about to teleport at that moment. Oh, I thought you could do it like the movie Jumper. No, this ain't no jumper. It's random. Oh, okay. That's why I told him to flick them cheeks he clapping. He randomly, phew. Look, he come back and he be on child support and everything. He done left the kids and all. Damn, son. Yeah, I'm going to do the invisible too then. Yeah. Jimmy, you want to change your idea? You going to teleport it? I'd rather that. That seemed more fun. All right, cool. Randomly just be a pair somewhere. You be like, I got Dave. All right. Well, you got one more? Do I? I think in a minute. I got one more. I got one more. All right. Would you rather accidentally send a spicy picture to your boss or a spicy picture to your mom? That's easy. I did it before, so I don't want to. And who you sent it to? I sent it to my mom. Oh, man, you tripping, bro. It wasn't of me either. Oh, God. Yep. She was like, it looked like a, she said something that looked like something that was totally different. I was like, nah, I don't even know what that was. It was an accident. It just kept on moving. I mean, yeah, you could kind of get away with it. That's bad if it don't look like what it's supposed to look like. Nah, it wasn't that. It wasn't nothing crazy. Glad it wasn't that shit. I'd rather a boss. A boss? Yeah, it don't matter. Nah, you might get fired. They'd be like, yeah, he's sending exclusive pictures to me. Now they're trying to hit you for harassment. Yeah. Charges. That's more than charges. That's that's on a graphic material. Well, yeah, I guess if you talk about all the charges. Yeah. He said, well, I'll rethink that. Yeah. But even if it's an accident, though. OK. All right. Well, Paris, give me your last one. We get out of here. Would you rather paint a school bus with a Q-tip or go back with your ex? Oh, that's easy. Give me that... What, Jimmy? Give me that X. Oh, mother... What? Trust me. Y'all must have some bad exes. I'll take the Q-tip for 200, Alex. What? You don't even got to give me no paint. I'll just spit on the bus. I'll be there all year painting that damn bus with that fucking... Matter of fact, don't even give me the Q-tip. Just give me a bobby pin. I'll be here a little longer. Y'all exes are bad. I ain't even going to answer them. Y'all win. Okay. Alright, well... By that sound That means it's clean up time What's up side dog? So what are we cleaning up? Alright guys Parrish Yes Give me your clean up for the week My clean up for the week Is those nasty Long Witchy pointed fingernails What? Please stop. I'm surprised at you. Yeah, that's nasty. The toenail queen. That's my toe. That's my foot. I'm talking about your hand. You ain't wiping your ass with your foot. You're right about that. You ain't washing yourself with your foot neither, not unless you ain't got no hands. Okay, you might got that one. You got that one. Yeah, who... It's nasty. Yeah, you don't know Queen no more. She was. She retired that. Yeah, she did retire. I mean, I can start back now if I want to. I get to wear open-toed shoes to work. You don't miss something, no? All right. Well, Jimmy, you got any thing you need to clean up for the society? Yeah. Since you just back. I would say clean up. Skinny legs and BBLs. Okay, that's a good one. Yes, thank you. Just clean the BBL up, period. Do away with it. No, skinny legs and BBLs. Very specific. That's a good one. Just do away with the BBLs, period. Skinny legs and BBLs. That is so trash. But it's no way for them to fix the leg. Don't get the BBL. Exactly. That's why I said go away with the BBL, period. Only get the BBL if you got the legs to match. But the legs never going to match. Yes, they do. The fat transfer I've seen Some good BBLs You transferring the fat But the leg You still can tell Okay If it No Trust me Real women can tell When it's fake You ain't Well, I'm talking about us men. Y'all like it because it look good to look at. If she's thick and she gets a BBL nine times out of ten, it's going to look good. But why would you need a BBL if you think? Let him have his trash cleaned up. I'm agreeing with him because the skinny leg and, you know, walk around looking like a little iPod. All right. Mine is going to be... people please stop believing everything you see on social media that too all the videos and fake pictures and stuff please just yeah it's not AI has taken over oh and with the AI it's not even with the AI just it could be somebody oh man I heard there was a fire over there it was a picture from something in a different state you know I heard it was flooding you know just crazy and we ain't getting no rain yeah so stop believing everything yeah I'm with you on that yeah alright Parrish. Yes. Send us out of here. Thanks, everyone, for listening to Digital Studios Podcast. I'm Parrish. Jimmy on the checkout. Tags. You see that? He ain't been here so long. He ain't got what to say. No, he didn't. He came right on time. And I'm out. Peace out, y'all. Peace.